Why Oranges Are Apples, a strange and hilarious 4960-word short story (script) for a collection of Pythonesque comedy sketches, is now available for the Amazon Kindle, Barnes & Noble, iTunes, and Smashwords:
A farcical play in eight acts of doom, death, destruction, and other nasty things.
The Shadow Guy, an inept vampire. The Harbingers of Doom, Death, Destruction, and Other Nasty Things. The Happy Elves, the Pissy Flippin’ Bastards, an outlandish pachderm wannabe. A medley of deranged characters assault the stage in this Pythonesque collection of comedy sketches that took the college theater circuit by storm, available as 100% genuine electrons for the first time ever…
Avast! We are the Harbingers of DOOM, DEATH, DESTRUCTION, and Other Nasty Things! You will be consumed by the totality of our unpleasantness, you will be sucked into the maelstrom of our sin…
A Play in Several Farcial Acts of Retching Hilarity, as originally produced at New Voices 9 by the “masque” troupe of Worcester Polytechnic Institute, and performed at numerous other colleges in the United States and Great Britain.
“Why Oranges Are Apples” Copyright © 2012 Alistair Ainscott, Published by Rapid-Dynamix Publishing
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